We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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