SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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