My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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