If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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