he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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