found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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