I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
