My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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