They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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