I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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