i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
