no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
we're so committed to being not committed
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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