i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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