that's an acceptable place to lick
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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