so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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