The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Randomize
