Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We don't watch enough power rangers
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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