He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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