in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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