Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you would pick up someone in the library
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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