OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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