does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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