So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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