He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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