He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Randomize
