whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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