DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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