Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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