Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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