My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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