Got a toothbrush?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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