i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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