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hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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