Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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