Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i've created a new STD.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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