I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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