Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Drake has all the answers
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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