people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Shame is for Republicans.
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