i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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