Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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