Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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