ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize