Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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