Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
me + whiskey = a bad person
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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