ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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