That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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