why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
we're making bets on your personal life
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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