I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
