Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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