i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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