She is in my trunk
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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