He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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