Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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