...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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