It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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