That's when you crack a 10am beer
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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