The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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