He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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