Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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