Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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